Once Upon A Time.....

Once upon a time I had a my very own blog, and it was so long ago that I forgot my user name and password and could never log in again. Let's not hope that that happens again, shall we?

But I am very proud to announce that today, yes this very day, was (IS if it's still June 5th), the day I created this blog. I can here the applause. (*clap* *clap* *clap*) Yes, I can see the happiness BURNING in your eyes. I can hear people screaming in rejoice, praising the stars and crying tears of gladness. I watch them as they leap up and down yelling 'Hallelujah', waving their arms madly, smacking the poor souls next to them in the face, spreading the joy of histaria and bloody noses.

Back to reality. Here I am sitting in my room, supposivley doing some report, but delaying by starting my own blog so I can write and record my pointless and completely random thoughts and making myself seem highly educated by writing big words that not even I know the meaning to (and to my amazment, I spelled them all right!) Wow. I need to get out more often. Instead I spend so much time in my room like some emotionally challenge freak who's afraid to go out in the world but instead locks themselves in their room and makes friends with random predators on the internet. It sure is the life. But then again, I REALLY need to do that report, but my computer has turned high speed internet against me by blocking uninappropriate websites, giving me stupid popups, and taking forever to load a single webpage. Thank God I don't have dial-up. That would be the death of me. I better post this before I decide to kick this computer and watch it shut down.