Funny Stuff & Conversation

You know what I've noticed? Now a days, people think that making fun of others is funny. And you know what? It sure as hell is. Of course it's not nice but nice doesn't seem to matter. Sometimes people can crack a funny joke without being racist, sexist, or just plain sick, but I've noticed that alot of comedians normally can't make up something funny without putting someone else down. Now, if someone at school said something that put ME down, I'd kick their ass, but other people can be more sensitive, and whooping someone's ass isn't exactly the first thing that comes to mind. I'm not saying I care, I'm mainly saying that humans are a sick, greedy, and selfish type of life form. Maybe even the sickest life form there is, and that's giving alot of credit to some of those animals out there that eat each other. Sure, there are cannibals, but not many these days. Or any at all for that matter. I don't get out as much, you know?

And having a sense of humor is important when making conversation, frankly, if one person is talking to the other and that person can make a racist joke that makes the other person laugh, they don't care, as long as the other person thinks there funny. And I'm not expert on conversation, to tell you, I suck at conversation, and most of the time, the person I'm talking to sucks at conversation as well, which leads up to one thing: a very akward silence.
For example:

Me: Hey
Person: Hi
Me: What's up?
Person: Nuthin
Me: Cool (?)
Person: Yeah.
Me: Yeah.
.........................................
Me: Is that all you have to say?
Person: What?
Me: Never mind.....

I can have a perfect conversation with myself, since I know EXACTLY what to say and exactly how to respond to my own questions and comments. But when talking to someone else my age (older people and younger people can go on for a while, but teenagers can be just plain stupid sometimes), the conversation normally lasts for five seconds. And when a good conversation DOES start, it normally starts with making fun of that fat kid in gym class, who breaks into a sweat after walking one lap. If there were SOME way to make conversation without involving stuff like that, then......well, technically that's impossible, now that I look at it, if the person I'm talking to gets bored, then I start saying random funny stuff I stole from comedians on Comedy Central, until they start laughing and get in the talking mood again. Other times, if I make fun of and do impressions of my mom, people start laughing, most of my humor is formed around jokes of my mom menopausing and screaming about yogurt.

I think I got my point out to all of you Americans....and other people, so I thank you for listening to me and remind you to stay in school and don't drink and drive.